Menendez’s recent acquittal on corruption charges and a subsequent decision by the Justice Department not to pursue additional ones. Trump said by way of a greeting, apparently alluding to the real Mr.
“Congratulations on everything - we’re proud of you,” Mr. Trump knew, he was taking a call from Senator Robert Menendez, Democrat of New Jersey, who seemed to have an urgent legislative matter he wanted to raise. It should be simply a prank, not a revenge.As far as Mr. Just like mommy.”Īnd that’s how you’ll never hear from the company again!Īlways ensure that your pranks are not abusive or distasteful. Phone says you’re a stranger and I should not talk to strangers. “I am sorry Sid, but I need the rest of my money to buy a flamethrower, Nutella, and new diapers. If it gets boring, make things as weird as possible and cut the call) (Remember, you’re the one in control of the call. “Which is why, with the offer I’m willing to give on this product will make it all the more affordable.” He spent his last money on buying a giant play-pen.” “Horty says okay, but he said he won’t pay for it. But, like a true soldier of the telemarketing army, he perseveres) (Sid should have realized by now that this call is not going to go anywhere and he should quit. “Please hold, I’d like to talk about this with my Horty, my pet elephant.” “Because if you like it, I could give it to you for an irresistible offer.” “Because you might like it, just like (the billions of non-existential people I already sold it to).” “Umm ok Jake, so would you like to know more on our product?” Mommy said now that I’m 34, I can live on my own.” “Hi there little Jake, would you pass the phone to your mom or your dad?” “Hi Sid, my name is Jake but my mommy calls me pumpkin pants cause it looks like a pumpkin after I poop.” “Hi, this is Sid calling from x ‘n y, would you like to listen to our latest offer on that (awesome new package)?” Randomly say something completely irrelevant. You may also try to degrade your language on purpose and keep answering with more questions. Here is one conversation that I tried by acting dumb. Tired of those telemarketers? There are some ways to get back to them. When the telemarketers call you, put them on hold for a long time and then say, ‘your call is important to us… please stay on the line…’ Messing With Callers The best part is, it really ISN’T the birthday of the person they are calling! It’s an awesome trick and, your bill remains unaffected! Please Stay on the Line… Tell your female friends that it is a really hot guy and its his birthday. Tell the guys that the number belongs to this really hot girl and its her birthday and tell them to wish her. Give all the people one of your friend’s number. And then stick a note ‘I told you no one’s home!’ Wrong Birthday!
Give him an address where you know no one lives and the door’s always locked. Then tell him to come over and that no one’s home. No One’s HomeĬall up your friend pretending to be that girl he likes.
Tell him to come to a place far away or in some dark parking lot. Say that you like him a lot and want to go out with him for a date. Chushed!Ĭall one of your friends up and pretend to be the girl he has a crush on. Call up some random number and when someone answers, ask them ‘where do babies come from?’ Prank Call CenterĬall a credit card call center and ask them, ‘sir would you like to buy a credit card?’ You can pester them a lot.
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